Some highly amateur theories on childbirth:
Boys fart
Boys fart more because it is more likely their father's burped and winded them as a baby, therefore they learned it is good to fart around men.
Jiggles = wiggles
Babies wriggle around a lot, as their digestive systems don't do much, and this shifts the food in the right direction for them and gets them going
Perfect little poos
Obsesive Compulsive parents seem to be fascinated by baby poos. I first thought this was just because midwives ask you to keep a check on how often baby poos to make sure he's all working alright, but now I'm starting to think, that little babies don't have a lot of expressions, and one of their major functions is poo production, so maybe that parents just like to see the bbay expressing themselves someway. I'm tired. I don't really know what I'm getting at here, please ignore me.
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aaaawwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! What a beautiful bonny baby boy! Congratulations you two, Pippin you amaze me at your ability to ramble on despite being completely sleep deprived! BTW, the poo thing IS fascinating. Just wait till he does a projectile poo at the speed of sound across the room and halfway down the door! Rosa sounds lovely and chilled, AMon is gorgeous! looking forward to seeing you all soon, lots of love, Joxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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